A page about Doy.
Doy is said neglecter of this blogspace, and can also be described in the following ways:
- A large overweight Dad with one squaw and many little chiefs…four to be exact. Quiver full. Paycheck spent.
- A music addict with 112 GB of (legal) music that ranges from Southern Gospel to Hip Hop to Freak Folk to whatever you’d call The Danielson Famile.
- A licensed minister with about 24 hours left to go on his Master of Divinity degree. He’d rather you not ask when he’s going to finish it.
- A movie buff (why “BUFF?”) who’d just as soon watch a documentary than the latest Hollywood blockbuster.
- A somewhat frenetic personality with the attention span of a duck.
- A technophile who is presently trying to find a great reason (reason enough to persuade Mrs. Doy) that he is in desperate need of an iPhone.
- A web designer who actually gets physically “giddy” when given a new website to design and code.
- An on-again, off-again lover with the temptress known as EXERCISE!
- A man with too many social networking accounts.
- A sparse TV-watcher who can, however, quote just about any line, scene or scenario from The Office.
- A square who has never seen The Chappelle Show and is the constant recipient of wonder and astonishment from his young co-workers.
- A former juvenile delinquent who once (ACCIDENTALLY!) set one of his good friends on fire.
- A fingernail chomper who formerly kicked the habit for YEARS simply because he had a nail clipper on his key ring and has yet to purchase a replacement.
- A man with the “hook up” as his father-in-law both makes his own AMAZING barbeque sauce and is a lifetime member of the SPAM club (the meat, not the annoying email)
- A radio junkie who briefly served as a programmer on the coolest college station in the world.
- An “ex-con” who spent a day in jail for a speeding ticket. There really is more to the story here…
Um…I think that’s it. I’ll add more if I think of anything, though reading this list makes me thing I really need to get out more.